Wanna have a little fun? Maybe get a rise outta some folks? Add a little spark to your days?
How 'bout this...
Get a big black lab and name him JACK.
Feed him a lot.
Train him none.
Do not neuter him.
Set him free at the dog park.
Ignore him when he barks and humps incessantly.
Laugh all the way home as you count how many park goers yelled, "JACK-OFF!"
The rest of us will laugh at your exit as we count how many times you called, "JACK-COME!"
Of course, the joke's probably on the human parents by then anyway. Commands are not the first things we think about when naming our pets. Imagine their surprise when they took Jack to his first puppy training class.
Basic commands are essential. Basically, this dog knows "JACK-SHIT!"