Just got my pictures back from the AOL-J Anniversary Ball. Mad rumors were going around about me and some kind of ping pong ball trick [Gregg!] But here's proof that I was out back all night while y'all were inside being all glamorous and high-class.
Apparently SloMo's date stood her up. ... I was just trying to comfort her with a smoke and a smile.
Suddenly, the ping pong ball rumor doesn't seem so bad.