Forgive me Bloggers for I have sinned. It's been three days since my last post ...
Yesterday I realized my favorite movie of 2003 was recently released on video and DVD. Not only was Evan Rachel Wood nominated for a Golden Globe in the Best Actress category but Holly Hunter got an Oscar nomination for Best Supporting Actress. And the DVD has some great enhanced features. Oh Bloggers, how I covet thy DVD Player.
I finished a roll of film last weekend and keep forgetting to get it developed because apparently the moment is over. I can't even remember what I took pictures of. Oh Bloggers, how I covet thy digital camera.
I sleep on a futon on the floor - by choice - and lately I've been tossing and turning during restless nights. Oh Bloggers, how I covet thy real bed!
My recording session was canceled this week due to heavy rain and I neglected to post it. Forgive me. Unfortunately Monday nights are the only nights MusicMan is available to work on my album. For this I am grateful. But Oh Bloggers, how I covet thy recording equipment so I can make music whenever the hell I want!
I silently cursed a client who neglected to leave a waterbowl for their two big dogs after conveniently forgetting to pay me for dogwalking services. Oh Bloggers, how I covet thy baseball bat to knock some sense into my clients! Fickers!
Disclaimer: In order for any of this to hold water, one must first believe in the theory of sin and shame. Lucky for me, neither of those apply.